Estelle Getty, her string bikini-clad body glistening with melted butter deeply kisses Bea Arthur, her slowly drooping neglige moist from sweat and once coagulated Crisco. Rue McClanahan sits in the kitchen chair and watches, slowly and lustfully removing the strips of raw bacon that cover her otherwise naked body from neck to toe. Suddenly and unexpectedly, Betty White walks through the door wearing nothing but a blue Wal-Mart apron and a scuba mask. Betty's gasp of shock turned to passion as she lunged towards Rue's pork-based body wrap and began to feast on the cold, meaty lingerie...
