Poll Story Thread : Ideas

Alright, you might have started to lose interest, but don't. I got sick and could barely walk. BUT...I like how in the poll thread people were saying 'it would have been funnier if...' etc. So let's hear it. Not just a sentence like 'Go eat poo you lime colored starved jetsetter!' At least 4 or 5 sentences so I could get an idea and put it in the story. (whatever -- characters, why custo sucks, something. I'll find a way to work it in.) I've already written about a page long intro, but I'd like to incorporate others ideas... because I do believe some of the people here are truly insane. Besides, sharing is caring.

That said, when the Poll Story is over, there'll be a wallpaper contest that I'll be hosting myself.. a small but useful cash prize (20 bucks or so) and a custo related certificate of freaking stupendousness. On top of that, the best or weirdest or whichever I like the best idea in THIS thread will get $5 and a certificate of general fantasticism. And I'll take you & your mother out to dinner, too.