Forum Game 2!

I licked your hot dog because I have nothing else to do

so true

I licked myself due to my compulsion to shave my palms.

We need lmao smilies so bad...

i'm gonna hurt you...these get just faaaar too disturbing...

These are extremely disturbing. Last time I got something funny at least, this time it just came out terrible ...

I got: "I killed myself for the goodness of the world"

That you know just doesn't put me in a happy mood lol.

Also: I'm wearing and black AND grey shirt, why nothing for the grey shirts?!

rofl @ pyro_..
Maybe he specifically wrote certain lines for certain months and dates. ;)
j/k

[sarcasm] Ha. Ha. [/sarcasm]

And I think he might've ... o_O

I killed my own human waste since I am easily offended.

Ouch :P there's a very fine line between sanity and sickness here...and I think plain-doh has crossed it.

*duck*

I do think so ... and we've just discovered plain-doh is 13 too lol.

*Pokes plain-doh*

I shot walt disney because jesus told me to.

this isn't that far from the truth, actually.

I sucked a dictator to get rid of my tapeworm.

well atleast there is a quick solution for a tapeworm

I killed the person who just wrote the last post for the goodness of the world

Sorry abyssal :( I feel guilty now.. lol

I licked hot cross buns because Jesus told me to

:P

He's 13?!! Wha?!! O_o

You're paying for this, doh!

Um.... I should leave the country....

I sucked the ghost of Lucille Ball therefore i am

Do you want me to change some things? Cause I could if you're too offended ;)

Nah we're not offended. My compulsion to shave my palms is still there. o_O

Sometimes I wish I didn't like blue :P

Try this:

Month of your birthday:

January: I ate
February: I hate
March: I abhor
April: I shall kill
May: I made quick work of
June: I smell like
July: I licked
August: I could barf
September: I barfed
October: I went insane
November: I could eat
December: I pulverized

Now your birth date:

1: bird droppings
2: stale bread covered in ants
3: nuclear waste
4: window blinds
5: the person above me
6: some weird admin dude
7: slimy worms
8: slugs and bugs
9: myself
10: your head
11: beetle pilaf
12: salt covered landfill stuffs
13: 100 year old sewage
14: rotten tomatoes
15: a live bird
16: unrecognizable grub
17: everyone EVERYWHERE
18: the moon
19: anything I see
20: a TV antenna
21: my own computer
22: someone's shoes
23: your shoes
24: my shoes
25: old shoes
26: new shoes
27: stinky shoes
28: socks
29: stinky socks
30: really stinky socks
31: really REALLY stinky socks

(you could tell I ran out of ideas toward the end)

Now...what's the color of your hair?

Black: because global warming is getting to my head
Brown: because I had nothing else to do
Purple/Green: because I'm a crazy hippie with dyed hair
Blonde: because my eyeballs fell out
Other: because I'm brainwashed

I got:

I licked bugs and slugs because global warming is getting to my head.

And no I didn't purposly write specific lines or anything. :P

I licked three blind mice to get rid of my tapeworm.

i was wearing a brown t-shirt earlier today so then it would have been: I licked three blind mice because Jesus told me to

HAHA.

this game is a lot better then mine

well, the first one:

I licked a a pack of croutons due to my compulsion to shave my palms. o_O

second:

I licked myself because i have nothing else to do.

lmao. i like the second better. :P

I like the original thread better, these ones aren't as funny. :\

No no no, relik, I like "I licked a a pack of croutons due to my compulsion to shave my palms" much better! *duck*

The first:
"I killed my hot dog due to my consumption to shave my palms"

The second:
"I ate a 100 year old sewage because I had nothing else to do"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The first is better!

o_O

The second one: "I ate slugs and bugs because I had nothing else to do"

I think the first thread was better as well. o_O

:D

......consumption to shave your palms?

lmao.

yeah there's a new one..:P

k, for minimal's second and less disturbing choices, I have:

I abhor stale bread covered in ants because global warming is getting to my head/because I had nothing else to do (my hair is halfway between both...)

I smell like myself because global warming is getting to my head.

Quite true Oo; .

o_O

I am not posting mines

Depending on the shirt you're wearing tazio, I don't know..but it begins with:

1. I shot my own human waste...

2. I shall kill old shoes...

Yep I see why you didn't want to post yours :D

Ok, for the second one I got: "I went insane [over] nuclear waste because I had nothing better to do."

And for the first one I got: "I raped a Custo member because Jesus told me to."

I don't wanna play these games anymore! :-O

o_O

2. I made quick work of some weird admin dude because global warming is getting to my head.

wut a coincidence?

:D

@m1n1mal:

Your actually wrong mate :)
My profile mislead you.

AaaAaaAAah!

Liar liar profile on fire :P

Is your real name even tazio? And I thought you were from the UK... :o

m1n1mal// LOL ;D

I raped - new shoes - a cactus - for the goodness of the world - I went insane! : )

I shot Adolf Hitler since it's my lifestyle.

My real name isn't tazio. Named after a legendary Formula One Driver Tazio Nuvolari.

I ran away from three blind mice because I enjoy intercourse, thank you very much.

That made no sense what-so-evar. I'm amused. :-)

Then why does it say tazio in your profile?

i made a calzone out of my own human waste since it's my lifestyle. thats just nasty. ooh wait ......hang on.....sorry about that ,got a piece of corn stuck in my teeth. aaawwwww!

sorry m1n1mal did not see the revision.

i pulverized old shoes because global warming is getting to my head.

Ewwwwwwww oO

Stupid shoes and your carbon dioxide.

I sucked walt disney because it's my lifestyle...

I ran away from the ghost of Lucille Ball because I am offended easily.

@plain-doh: I don't know :)
Do you really want it changed?
Besides how do I know your Martin??

well, i molested a burning candle to get rid of my tapeworm

I consumed just the bad people for the goodness of the world

Feb 20 wearin black

worst revived thread of all time.

discuss amongst yourselves.

First: I raped a cactus for the goodness of the world!
Second: I went insane [new shoes] because I had nothing else to do

i clicked this topic because i'm drunk and there's no meaning behind my actions.

I'd rather not have you here because this topic is old and I'm sick of you guys :P