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K, so this has nothing to do with midgets, believe it or not.
Didn't know where to post this so...oh well.
http://mini.is.el1t3.org/fortune
Need ideas for fortunes. Yes I'm probably going to allow submissions via a form or something, but then I'll have to add moderation and stuff so for now I'm just going to hardcode them in.
Ideas must not contain bad language, adult themes, anything remotely close to romance, or adz. Just try something similar to the ones that are there already... and should be generally bad things, though not TERRIBLY bad things like..."Your best friend will die in a car crash." or something.
Ty
06:55 pm, Monday, January 28, 2008 (9 months ago)
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All of these fortunes are like bad things! They make me cry everytime I click it... I will die soon, my computer will reboot right now, your head will explode in the near future! What THE?
How about like...
- You'll be famous someday
- You'll get a lot of candy in the following days
- Life is like a garden, DIG IT.
07:00 pm (9 months ago)
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Added. :D
07:02 pm (9 months ago)
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mine said midgets taste like chicken. naw just kidding, something about taking a bite out of a disgusting creature assuming it was chocolate. lol. pretty cool. :)
07:30 pm (9 months ago)
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:O
ty
07:38 pm (9 months ago)
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You will find a $20 on the ground but it'll turn out to be a napkin.
A bunny rabbit will steal your wallet.
That one guy that you don't like from work will "accidentally" eat your lunch. Again.
For no apparent reason at all, your car will explode.
Those weren't raisins in your pudding ealier.
I'll have more for you tomorrow, it's 12:44am and I'm fried.
12:44 am (9 months ago)
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Well, yeah, since it's morning, I guess I meant later today... yeah.
12:47 am (9 months ago)
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semi-midget?
07:44 am (9 months ago)
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Added.
09:39 am (9 months ago)
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- There's a semi-midget right behind you.
- You'll get diarrhea for the rest of your life.
- Congratulations! You've won free 5-byte disks for life!
(and it took that long for a Thomax joke?)
08:16 pm (9 months ago)
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08:27 pm (9 months ago)
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genius!
01:12 am (9 months ago)
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At every second of every minute of every day, someone is touching themself.
05:00 pm (9 months ago)
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