1... Anyone submitting a wallpaper in .bmp form shall be force to eat a dozen sticks of butter.
2...Anyone using the phrases "it bugs", "it sux", or " u r gay" shall be forced to eat 2 dozen sticks of butter
3...Anyone who trolls shall be forced to eat the stool of the above mentioned.
4...miriku is always right, unless he's wrong, in which case a thread must be posted to the message board defining what he's done. No less than 200 people must post. All postees must eat a stick of butter rolled in brown sugar.
5... AdamTT shall distribute the tasty and nutritious substance known as "Weetos" twice a week to all users.
6... Anyone posting to the message board complaining about pop ups (again.) shall be nailed to a billboard on the interstate, where passerby shall pelt he/she with pats of delicious butter and stale Weetos, while singing the theme to the sitcom "Growing Pains".
7...Every time shinter posts, every other review must read "dood you ownz"
8...transparency?
9...rkenshin must sleep every three days for three hours. upon waking he must drink a stick of butter dissolved in coffee, eat a bowl of delicious Weetos and travel back in time and kill his grandfather, all while reviewing the 3000 backlogged submissions. The other admins shall watch and laugh while drinking malt beverages and eating sticks of butter rolled in crushed peanuts.
10...Anyone posting a smarmy list of rules shall be compressed into the shape and size of a stick of butter.
any other suggestions?
-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-
09:07 am, Tuesday, February 26, 2002 (7 years ago)
haha. great list. how true. how sad. i'm glad i get them. and if Adam's handing them out, then i want to cancel my online order for a box of weetos. sure, they're 2 bux a box, but the 13 bux shipping is a killer.
-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-
-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-
-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-
whoa, now what a minute... back to the weetos thing- those are some tantilizing clues to the puzzle, colossus. tantilizing, indeed. maybe i WILL spend the 13 bux after all...
I'm guessing that device is used by Prof Weetos to control your mind or something.
-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-
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But yeah, thats the guy. professor weetos. Hes a real dickhead. Theres this other stuff too, this swedish ripoff off smacks honni corn from keloggs. its called "kalas puffar" eg "party puffs" and taste just the same, and yes, they make your pee smell funky too. Anyway, the mascot is this huge yellow muppets-style monster dude who plays sports and is supposed to be good at it, like tony tiger, just cause he ate the party puffs :P
Lessee now, what are the exchange rates for monopoly money again?
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