1... Anyone submitting a wallpaper in .bmp form shall be force to eat a dozen sticks of butter.

2...Anyone using the phrases "it bugs", "it sux", or " u r gay" shall be forced to eat 2 dozen sticks of butter

3...Anyone who trolls shall be forced to eat the stool of the above mentioned.

4...miriku is always right, unless he's wrong, in which case a thread must be posted to the message board defining what he's done. No less than 200 people must post. All postees must eat a stick of butter rolled in brown sugar.

5... AdamTT shall distribute the tasty and nutritious substance known as "Weetos" twice a week to all users.

6... Anyone posting to the message board complaining about pop ups (again.) shall be nailed to a billboard on the interstate, where passerby shall pelt he/she with pats of delicious butter and stale Weetos, while singing the theme to the sitcom "Growing Pains".

7...Every time shinter posts, every other review must read "dood you ownz"

8...transparency?

9...rkenshin must sleep every three days for three hours. upon waking he must drink a stick of butter dissolved in coffee, eat a bowl of delicious Weetos and travel back in time and kill his grandfather, all while reviewing the 3000 backlogged submissions. The other admins shall watch and laugh while drinking malt beverages and eating sticks of butter rolled in crushed peanuts.

10...Anyone posting a smarmy list of rules shall be compressed into the shape and size of a stick of butter.

any other suggestions?

-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-

09:07 am, Tuesday, February 26, 2002 (6 years ago)

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Arznek says:

uh.. ok..

.:.::Arznek::.:.
You have made me dumber

09:53 am (6 years ago)

AdamTT says:

lol

i refuse to take trips around the world to hand out weetos. Unless i get paid for it that is :P

----------AdamTT - custo admin----------
Inventor of the card game "mom, i set fire to the kitten in the fridge"

11:08 am (6 years ago)

rush68 says:

*gives AdamTT some monopoly money* now he has been paid AND he can cheat while he plays monopoly

*** You were kicked from #rush68 by rush68 (rush68)

11:14 am (6 years ago)

real_duckie says:

BAH- Ha ha ha haaaa

you know, another thing is, alot of lame-ohs won't get this...

FYI: If you said "huh?' to yourself when reading this, you are why it was written.

Duckie

11:38 am (6 years ago)

cooper says:

haha. great list. how true. how sad. i'm glad i get them. and if Adam's handing them out, then i want to cancel my online order for a box of weetos. sure, they're 2 bux a box, but the 13 bux shipping is a killer.

12:44 pm (6 years ago)

colossus72 says:

the mystery of Weetos deepens.....what powers do these strange flavorful nuggets posess?

http://www.gyford.com/phil/models/aardman/

-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-

01:16 pm (6 years ago)

colossus72 says:

http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/3278/cereal-otherce
reals.html

-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-

01:18 pm (6 years ago)

wraybling says:

lol.. i'm all for the new rules. but where are we going to get all of this butter from??

:: custo admin

01:29 pm (6 years ago)

colossus72 says:

the butterhut.

-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-

02:14 pm (6 years ago)

cooper says:

whoa, now what a minute... back to the weetos thing- those are some tantilizing clues to the puzzle, colossus. tantilizing, indeed. maybe i WILL spend the 13 bux after all...

02:32 pm (6 years ago)

colossus72 says:

I'm guessing that device is used by Prof Weetos to control your mind or something.

-++I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.++-

02:46 pm (6 years ago)

Pudicio says:

lol

03:25 pm (6 years ago)

AdamTT says:

"From the early 1900's. Uncle Tom Health Food, prepared by the Uncle Tom Cereal Company of Marshalltown, Iowa. Net Weight One Pound. "Uncle Tom's Health Food is rich in protein, fat, nitrogen, free extract, and other parts essential in life, and as a laxative has proved itself efficient in some of the most stubborn cases of constipation. Serve with cream and sugar, salt to meet your taste".

ROFL!

and check out the bottom of the page, ITS STARTREK BREAKFEAST CEREAL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But yeah, thats the guy. professor weetos. Hes a real dickhead.
Theres this other stuff too, this swedish ripoff off smacks honni corn from keloggs. its called "kalas puffar" eg "party puffs" and taste just the same, and yes, they make your pee smell funky too. Anyway, the mascot is this huge yellow muppets-style monster dude who plays sports and is supposed to be good at it, like tony tiger, just cause he ate the party puffs :P

Lessee now, what are the exchange rates for monopoly money again?

----------AdamTT - custo admin----------
Inventor of the card game "mom, i set fire to the kitten in the fridge"

03:26 pm (6 years ago)

cooper says:

monopoly money prolly has the same rate as Canadian money.

04:47 pm (6 years ago)

ia says:

1 monopoly dollar to 0.00000001 american dollar.
all that monopoly money could buy u alot of weetos.

04:48 pm (6 years ago)