i fucking hate superman, hes so stupid. he doesent fucking wear a mask and he thinks its a diguise. seriously, all he does it wear some fucking glasses and a suit and he expects people not to think hes superman. i mean seriously, how stupid are the people of metropolis to not figure out that theg uy who looks exactly like superman except with different hair and wearing a suit and glasses isnt the big S. its fucking rediculouse, it makes me so mad. at least spider man and batman wear masks, come to think of it, like 95% of superheros do. but oh no, not superman, he was fortunate enough of gotten the city of dumb people so he could cheap out on his uniform.
why do poeple shoot at him when they know he's bullet-proof? it funny, when bad guys run out of ammo, they throw their guns at him. If bullets won't nudge him, how does throwing a gun suppose to hurt him?
plus, how can superman fly in outerspace and push asteroids with his HANDS? actually, how can he fly in outerspace? he doesn't even have a mask on to help him hold his breath. nor does he have cool gloves like batman. he has a millimeter of a blue leotard on!
it's kind of far fetched. if he had some cool gloves on, i could understand how he could push asteroids. however, he uses his bare hands. if his skin is that hard, when he walks down the hall and bumps someone they would instantly explode
i think its weird how they made a low-fat banana milk. I mean sure, banana milk, give it a try. But what percentage of milk users are actually going to debate whether banana milk is gonna make them fat?! i'm drunk.
the whole glasses on, glasses off thing was a joke. it's funny to see that you can't see rite thru that and actaully feel angered about it.
of course superman is clark kent. all he did was slick his hair and take off the glasses. it's supposed to be funny. in the earliest comics, lois lane was often used as the butt of that joke because she could never figure out that clark kent and the big S were the same person.
My bro-in-law pointed out that he also catches falling planes, trucks, etc, which may be straightforward enough for someone with super-human strength, but the weight of an entire truck on one point the size of a hand would buckle and wreck it entirely.
not sure if anyone cares or not, but i just remembered that today i looked at the message board listing, and it got me to laugh. it read something like this:
are super man's eyes bullet proof? if not, aim for the eyes. and if i was super man i would deffinatly being using that x-ray vision for a lot more than crime fighting.
