Yo'momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock! Yo'momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her. Yo'momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow. Yo'momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods. Yo'momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away. Yo'momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay. Yo'momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies. Yo'momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
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Yo'momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped. Yo'momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo'momma so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts! Yo'momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo'momma so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes. Yo'momma so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds. Yo'momma so fat her nickname is "damn". Yo'momma so fat her picture fell off the wall!
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Yo'momma so fat if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance. Yo'momma so fat it say on her driver's license Picture continued on back. Yo'momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass! Yo'momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo'momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo'momma so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo'momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo'momma so fat she has shocks on her toilet seat. Yo'momma so fat she influences the tides.
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Yo'momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck. Yo'momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen! Yo'momma so fat she steps on a scale and it goes one at a time please. Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand. Yo'momma so fat she went to the beach and sold shade! Yo'momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone! Yo'momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo'momma so fat they mistake her for a country. Yo'momma so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons. Yo'momma so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped.
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Yo'momma so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up! Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo'momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo'momma so fat when she wears red all the kids scream Koolaid! Yo'momma so fat she uses a VCR for a pager. Yo'momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning. Yo'momma so stupid she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store. Yo'momma so stupid she returned a puzzle complaining it was broken! Yo'momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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Yo'momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company. Yo'momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund! Yo'momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo'momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo'momma so ugly I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. Yo'momma so ugly her nickname is Damn! Yo'momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp! Yo'momma so ugly she can turn Medusa to stone.
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Yo'momma so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares! Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror. Yo'momma so ugly she make onions cry. Yo'momma so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded. Yo'momma so ugly she won't even play with herself! Yo'momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo'momma so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her. Yo'momma so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo'momma so ugly yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face. Yo'momma so ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!
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