Flint: I saw that published in Harpers magazine. I dont understand how they were allowed to put that in, but it made my day. Your version, however, 2 or 3 longer ones that wern't included but were just as (if not more) funny.
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but back to the original topic of discussion {now that I can take this thread seriously} Several of my friends who just happen to be girls enjoy surfing around this site, but havn't really signed up as a member for some flippin odd reason... huh, I get it now... I can never get with any of 'em cuz they're afraid of commitment... thanks, customize.org, for solving my relationship problems XD
...shoot me now.
I hate liars. I hate hypocrites. I hate haters. Now gimmie a hug.
Flint that page is wacked man, my new nick on irc will be bloodninja. anyway back to topic: If you are a female and reading this thread then i urge you to sign up, coz theres heaps of stuff you can do as a member like....um...hmm..posting and um..yeah lots of stuff. So join up and kill this sausage fest.
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I've seen some different collections of the bloodninja stuff, and all of it is good. I even got my fiancee to laugh at some of the stuff ("I pry apart that battleship you call your ass."). Whoever this character is, he's one of the funniest people I've ever read.
Back on topic, outside of this site, I know aboslutely zero girls who are interested in any kind of graphic art or desktop customizing. Maybe it's because I'm in the middle of rural Pennsylvania.
I dont understand why the need for useless threads like this.. its cool to joke every now and then but c'mon use some form of self control. You should know when to let it die out and just STOP!
Why cyber when u can have the real thing? I'm just saying, it's pretty sad and pointless... here is a very sad example *nipple rub* 'Ooooo yeah, ur turning me on! *blow job* ohhhh don't stop! Ooooo"...nuff said...
"It ain't no sin to crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."
cyber reminds me of this porn i saw once. it was in like dutch or something and had subtitles. i've never laughed harder than seeing "oooooooooooooooooooooo" at the bottom of the screen while this chic was acutally saying words.
Hmmm, then maybe they should of tried the silent film approach if they have such shitty editing, and if the 1910s-20s were more sexually liberal and i actually existed in that period, I would have hired Charlie Chapman and Clara Bow to star in my low budget film/home movie/my hollywood breakthrough--->'I know who u did last summer u skank @$$ $&#%"
"It ain't no sin to crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any."
If we stopped excepting new members, this site would greatly suck. It prohibits diversity in styles and we'd have a bunch of assholes posting the same stuff over an over in these threads along with uploading very similar work.
I think diversity is good.
I hate liars. I hate hypocrites. I hate haters. Now gimmie a hug.
French porn is the funniest, i went there a couple years back and they air porn every night on regular french television, i was sharing my hotel room with a girlfriend and she laughed her ass off cuz the movie wasn't french and the actor and actresses were speaking yiddish, they dubbed it with french but u can hear the yiddish(or whatever it is) very clearly from the back ground, and it set place on a farm with this fat hairy farmer dude asking this very scared farmer girl carrying a chicken if she wanted more eggs! It was the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life
