what is the best phrase/quote you can think of?

this is not a test

when I kill her, I'll have her.
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if you like pina coladas....

it's as easy as 3.14159265358979323846264....

The obstacle is the path

I like little schoolgirls.

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Gaydafied, yo. Gaydafied.

I have 2...both from movies

"I'm back....you know it!!" - old school
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy" - Dumb and Dumber

i have one from a movie quoted from someone else

"Suck my Dick" -Ron Jeremy

Be my lover, so your heart doesn't have to carry the burden of hating me.
-by jujube at the dashing age of nn (notice it's not a 3-digit number yet)

+| he who will kill the god if given the slightest chance |+

In times like this, I say to myself, "What would Tony Soprano do?"

The only way to drink good tequila is from the gas tank of a running chainsaw.

Proverbs 19:96 -- Custo helps those who help themselves... use Google

"And if, if they take my stapler, I will, I will set this building on fire."

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half-masted
bass boosted
sling-backed
fully-retractable

from a song..

En la vida los cosas ciertas son la muerte y el cambio.

(In life, the certain things are death and change.)

i didnt force her!
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buy my stuff, or i'll poke u in the eyes real hard!
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"Garbage in garbage can."

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer to call it "surprise sex".

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"You want the true, You can't handle the truth"

inuse ___________™

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together" ~ Unknown

--and--

"I am man, Gaze upon my aposable thumbs and tremble!" ~ Jimmy Neutrons Dad.

I have a million "The Simpsons" quotes, but I won't bother with them. The three below I like and the one in my sig.

Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it. - Mary Wilson Little

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. - Peter Griffin

[do what thou wilt shall]

i don't know who said it but its pretty funny -

" Love means never having to say 'Does that $20 include the spanking ?' "

"My favorite emulator is getting girls drunk and making them read the manuals, then having them act out how they think the game works while I watch." ~ Froshkiller

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'kids these days play on the internet all day, back in my day we played with rocks and if we were lucky maybe even a stick'

"... in the 21st century ... we marveled at our own magnificance as we gave birth to A.I", "A.I, you mean American Idol?" ...

i go in hard...i come out soft...u blow me often .....**bubble gum** get your head out of the gutter.

All your base are belong to me.

 
 
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You're going to find the back of my hand very displeasing!

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"My size-elevens in their ass is a much better reminder than a post-it note... I think it'd just stick better, ya know?"

-- me in refference to incompitent school administration.

It's really funny after you drink a fewtwleve cups of coffee.

I hate liars. I hate hypocrites. I hate haters. Now gimmie a hug.

1.“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” * Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

2.“They’re multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off.” * Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

3."We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” * Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

4. “China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” *Former French President Charles De Gaulle

Dan Quayle has also had his moments of stupidity:

1. “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” * Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

2. “What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” * Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for the United Negro College Fund. (He was attempting to quote the line”a mind is a terrible thing to waste”.)

3. “I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.” *Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle

People say I swear to much.

That's fucking bullshit.

The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

from bob in lost in translation

'good luck finding a candy flavored ass'

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smell that funk. http://junkyardfunk.net

"Nuts"
- General MacAuliffe (when asked to surrender during the Battle of the Bulge, 1944)

"Old enough to pee, Old enough for me!"



sticboy.
keeping it clean, simple and functional.

"Fucking ten year old Hindu kids. Can't hold their liquor."

Proverbs 19:96 -- Custo helps those who help themselves... use Google

if it smells like cologne leave it alone.....if it smells like fish its a tasty dish

no its not small...its minimal.

She told me me was eighteen! I swear!!! (but I did find it pretty odd when she told me to pick her up from her Jr. high school.)

I dont lie, I tell versions of the truth

"my girlfriend called me a pedophile"... i responded in saying "that's the mighty big word for a 12 year old"


sticboy.
keeping it clean, simple and functional.

This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by.

"Bring us a shrubbery....."

umm... "A SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!"

that is SO not a phrase.

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www.residualvisuals.com - carry the zero

"i like him. he's like another kid. i love my kids. ... i love him. um, as much as i could love someone i saw making out with my daughter..."

-- my friend's dad in refference to me.

I hate liars. I hate hypocrites. I hate haters. Now gimmie a hug.

You dont need to look at the mantle when youre poking the fireplace.

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If theres grass on the field, play ball, if not, flip it over and play in the mud.

I am one of the VooDoo who do what you dont dare do people.

Champagne for my Great Friends...
Great Pain for my Sham Friends...