righto, so halloween s up and running, at least here in yurp. lots of kids are knocking on my door and im doing everything i can to make this halloween much more fun for ME. muhahaha.
here are my tips: 1. give em vegetables 2. or bread. 3. or rocks 4. or other corny stuff 5. when they ask trick or treat grab a handful of candy from their bags, thank them, and slam the door 6. Scare em away with for example a gun
and i wanna ask yall a question:
WHAT THE *FUCK* IS IT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY? WHY THE HELL ARE WE GIVING STUPID KIDS CANDY?
Best thing to do is get a bowl, get a lot of candy, and some superglue. Glue all the candy together. Then glue the candy inside the bowl. Last but not least, glue the bowl to the stairs or whatever is outside your door. Everyone gets confused and at the same time no one bothers you by ringing your doorbell.
If all else fails, answer the door and throw snowballs made of the snowy stuff in your freezer.
if you did that to me i'd pour epoxy all over your front doorknob, then bury the nozzle of your house a little bit and turn on the water and walk away
if you manage to make it outside your house the next day, you'll have a nice flooded yard, and the water flow will make your hose nozzle burrow about 20 feet underground
Anyone else here have a fear of clowns? Not a fun day for us. My co-workers put clown pictures up all over my cubicle. Aparently they thought a picture of a clown would frighten me. I don't know which is worse, wasting paper with pictures of clowns or working with people stupid enough to waste that kind of time.
my mom tried to put a costume on my dog....but he ate it.......if you dont want kids coming around just start throwing AOL trial disks at them like frisbees......and if that doesnt work whip out compaq comps loaded with winME......the thought alone makes me shudder
it isn't as manufactured as you might think. (although as with anything else nowadays, it is marketed so much, that the symbolism and history is meaningless) hallow'een is one of my favourite days of the year, and yes, i know how/why it started. i was going to blurb a whole reply on it's history, but instead i'll say this:
no, my mom doesn't have a fetish with dogs (that's SO gross) it's just one of those things. he's a yellow lab, and waaaaay too smart for a dog. at least he's not a small toy dog with no brain and a yappy bark.
they also used to leave offerings of food at their doorways to appease the undead, and maybe they would move on... that's how the candy thang started....
That's a brilliant idea. Threaten the kids with a gun so they tell their parents who then call the cops. You won't get too many years for doing that you idiot!
Another post showing the low level of maturity and intelligence of the people on this site.
Tell me you Americans never went trick or treating when you were younger.
oh, and the gun thing was a joke whoever said that.
i did however give em vegetables. And ive scared some friends of mine with a paintball gun once. Note i have never gone trick-or-treating, i live in norway dammit.
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