happy, because he'd always thought, somewhere, in the back of his head, that he was gay, and the fact that he couldn't get it ownn reassured his heterosexual beliefs regarding himself.
Just then, Darksheer swings in through the window and says...
still looking for those nancy regan pictures that would prove his heterosexuality. But he kept dreaming of Peter North big cock... he closed his eyes and
*CONTINUE BEFORE LIQ SPOKE* ..pictured axii raping schoolgirls with huge cum-stained-cactus and then rememberd senex was being raped by that sick sick man and proceeded to...
and suddenly realized that his girlfriend of 1 year was the biggest waste of his life. he proceeds to log into custo and make a thread about breakup songs and everyone responds. he downloads most of the breakup songs then takes a drive. while taking a drive, he passes by her house and sees her outside walking her dog. he looks over in his passenger seat and sees a big fat gun. he then
_______________ "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." ---Theodore Roosevelt
the next door neighbours house as they where away on a holiday he then broke into their house and decided to spy on his ex till the timing was rite then he would ......
... put on his robe and wizard and casts Lvl. 3 Eroticism to turn his ex into a real beautiful woman and when is about to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness he notices...
Seriously, this whole thread is insane and has become way too sexually charged. I don't know what the hell it is, but I really just wish it would go away. If I was in this state of mind, I think I'd snuggle up with one of my porn DVDs and snap out of it a half hour later. Talking on customize.org about odd sexual things would be the absolute last thing on my mind.
he took off into a deep alley, as he ran deep into the dark and dreary alley he stumbled. He noticed his ankle seemed twisted, as he stuggled to get up he heard voices of the vicious canablis he had read about in the paper...
thought he should end his life, but he read a book called Dante's inferno that said if he kills himself he will become a tree in the next life, so he thought he would just continue on and left the alley...
were he found darksheer in his Ferrari modena wearing that particular expensive armani suite stic had spotted the other day at the neighboors house, and he thought..
the playboy mansion he then whiped out his 3 and 3/4 cock and proceeded to the gates lookin to make babies with a playboy bunny but found that they were all round at Aero's place pimpin out as he was makin another gr8 theme for everyone in custoland to drool over - so hugh hefnier came down and said....
what the f**k are you doing with my playboy bunnies, they are suppose to be with me not you. So hugh punched Aero and stole his cd where he had all the themes he had recently made, so hugh got home put the cd in the tray only to discover...
aero hop the fence and run through the mansion's lawn, but then 6 huge black security guards chased him down and knocked him on his ass and asked him...
Are you that guy Aero ?, I saw your porno video's. Then Aero replies, What where did you get it. So the Security guards say, Oh hugh brought them in earlier today. Aero then shakes his head and the security guards take Aero and bring him into the Playboy mansion. The Security guards then...
*For the motherland!* Than he realizes its not cool because why the hell does he have a bunch of russian commy monkeys? So he sells them to a russian drug dealer [The one drug dealer mentioned up above*] and than buys a plane ticket to the west coast on the soul plane?...
but it was too late for when the sexloaf-ster 2004 program was loaded on his computer, he had already been crushed by the weight of his own body, but THAN...
you know, sooner or later this thread will end, everything ends. and wether it be by admin locking it because it takes too long to load, or by the sun blowing up and frying the server. IT WILL END.
