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Artist's Note

Take your prints to Wal-Mart,
Bring your pet to Petsmart.
Buy a Mac, not a PC,
Check out this Nintendo Wii!
Pairs up with a DS Lite,
Eat at Wendy's: Do what tastes right.
I am lovin' it at McDonald's,
Make sure you buy Eggo Waffles.
New ciabattas at Jack-in-the-box,
Download Mozilla Firefox.
Drink Coca-Cola, and Diet Coke,
Eggland Eggs: The biggest Yolks.
Cingular Wireless: The fewest dropped calls,
iPod Nano, impossibly small.
Oscar Meyer's microwaveable franks,
More ATMs at WaMu banks.
Build your own computer, find it at Dell,
New cheesy Chalupa, at Taco Bell.
Shop and save, now at Ross,
Career Builder, be your own boss.
Whatever it is, find it on eBay,
UPS can get it there, the next day.
Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam,
New Sony Cybershot digicam.

Advertisements are everywhere,
Going somewhere with none is very rare.
A big part of the world of today,
Should they stay or go away?
I say they are okay for now,
But some of them we shouldn't allow.
If they do get out of hand
The government might put a ban
On running too many, and they will command
That advertisements will be scanned
Before going to the people of the land.

Comments (4)

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wraybling says:

nice

Sun, Apr 1st at 08:10pm (2 years ago)
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cthu1hu says:

Well done, sir.

Sun, Apr 1st at 09:17pm (2 years ago)
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Beeswax says:

haha

Mon, Apr 16th at 12:04am (2 years ago)
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finch says:

Excellent!

Fri, Nov 23rd at 02:08pm (2 years ago)


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on April 1st, 2007

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